{"id":724,"date":"2015-03-21T01:17:17","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T01:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/?page_id=724"},"modified":"2015-04-14T00:25:30","modified_gmt":"2015-04-14T00:25:30","slug":"fireflys-15-best-chinese-curses","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/guides\/fireflys-15-best-chinese-curses\/","title":{"rendered":"Firefly’s Best Chinese Curses"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Mal<\/a>You have to be a little careful swearing in a Core world such as ours. \u00a0Alliance around here will write you a ticket for it due to our no-swearing ordinance<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Or at least…they will if you swear in English.<\/em><\/strong>
#1 in our opinion<\/em><\/p>\n

Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass (War Stories<\/em>)
\n\u592a\u7a7a\u6240\u6709\u7684\u661f\u7403\u585e\u76e1\u6211\u7684\u5c41\u80a1 \u30fb Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo<\/p>\n

Or perhaps…<\/em><\/p>\n

Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat\u00a0 (Trash<\/em>)
\n\u7b28\u5929\u751f\u7684\u4e00\u5806\u8089\u3002\u30fb BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO<\/p>\n

Just odd….<\/em><\/p>\n

Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha (Heart of Gold<\/em>)
\n\u771f\u6c92\u8010\u6027\u7684\u4f5b\u7956 \u30fb Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo<\/p>\n

Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews (Our Mrs. Reynolds<\/em>)
\n\u6211\u7684\u5abd\u548c\u5979\u7684\u760b\u72c2\u7684\u5916\u7525\u90fd \u30fb Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung<\/p>\n

Holy Testicle Tuesday (Trash<\/em>)
\n\u795e\u8056\u7684\u777e\u4e38 \u30fb Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN<\/p>\n

Animals<\/em><\/p>\n

The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant (Our Mrs. Reynolds<\/em>)
\n\u5927\u8c61\u7206\u70b8\u5f0f\u7684\u62c9\u809a\u5b50 \u30fb Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze<\/p>\n

Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey (Heart of Gold<\/em>)
\n\u8ddf\u7334\u5b50\u6bd4\u4e1f\u5c4e \u30fb Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se<\/p>\n

Filthy Fornicators of Livestock (War Stories<\/em>)
\n\u559d\u755c\u751f\u96dc\u4ea4\u7684\u9ad2\u8ca8 \u30fb Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo<\/p>\n

Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats (Jaynestown<\/em>)
\n\u7f94\u7f8a\u4e2d\u7684\u5b64\u7f8a \u30fb Gao yang jong duh goo yang<\/p>\n

Dog Fucking (Train Job<\/em>)
\n\u72d7\u64cd\u7684 \u30fb Go tsao de<\/p>\n

Panda Piss (Jaynestown<\/em>)
\n\u718a\u8c93\u5c3f \u30fb Shiong mao niao<\/p>\n

Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch (Ariel<\/em>)
\n\u9752\u86d9\u64cd\u7684\u6d41\u6c13 \u30fb Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng<\/p>\n

Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey (Ariel)
\n\u6d41\u53e3\u6c34\u7684\u5a4a\u5b50\u548c\u7334\u5b50\u7684\u7b28\u5152\u5b50 \u30fb Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze<\/p>\n

Cow Sucking (Ariel)
\n\u5438\u725b \u30fb Shee-niou<\/p>\n

A Baboon’s Asshole (War Stories<\/em>)
\n\u72d2\u72d2\u7684\u5c41\u773c \u30fb FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You have to be a little careful swearing in a Core world such as ours. \u00a0Alliance around here will write you a ticket for it due to our no-swearing ordinance. Or at least…they will if you swear in English.#1 in our opinion Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass (War Stories) \u592a\u7a7a\u6240\u6709\u7684\u661f\u7403\u585e\u76e1\u6211\u7684\u5c41\u80a1 \u30fb Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo Or perhaps… Stupid Inbred Stack of … Continue reading Firefly’s Best Chinese Curses<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":1068,"menu_order":6,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-724","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8BJlo-bG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":792,"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/724\/revisions\/792"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.browncoatball.com\/2017\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}